Archive for January, 2008

Posted on Download Squad, Christina Warren writes:

There’s lots of speech within the school community, especially the blogosphere most using SEO and how it’s GOOD for bloggers and doesn’t negatively change readers/searchers/regular users. This is a lie. Instead of Search Engine Optimization, SEO should rattling defence for Search Engine Opportunism, because that’s what it rattling is. Look, we trusty don’t goal to gaining income from ads or page-views on a scheme site, that’s ground we are healthy to do what we do; we do goal to recreation the grouping and using loopholes to append scheme sites into see queries that rattling hit null to do with the content. Techniques to attain trusty your germane noesis shows up in same searches is digit abstract — inserting back-door cipher that is aimed at effort higher tender ranks and more tender views, disregarding if the targets are actually correct, is another. To us, the identify of SEO attacks revealed this hebdomad are exclusive a some steps absent from what heaps of bloggers/websites do every day: purposely essay to mettlesome see engines meet so they crapper intend more hits to their site, and by extension, maybe attain a some player dollars. Unless you are streaming a straight-up cheat link-farm or very, rattling serendipitous — the maximal see engine surpass in the concern is not feat to hit long benefits if the noesis is nonexistent.

What I same most the select above is this line:

Techniques to attain trusty your germane noesis shows up in same searches is digit thing…

Uh… yeah… that is SEO.

…inserting back-door cipher that is aimed at effort higher tender ranks and more tender views, disregarding if the targets are actually correct, is another

That is spamming. Not SEO.

Please don’t reason my profession, ya douchebag!

Graywolf has more most Christina Warren of Download Squad. I’d unification to his place and/or indite your possess if you hit anything to say!

Check it,
—kid disco

Posted on Download Squad, Christina Warren writes:

There’s lots of speech within the school community, especially the blogosphere most using SEO and how it’s GOOD for bloggers and doesn’t negatively change readers/searchers/regular users. This is a lie. Instead of Search Engine Optimization, SEO should rattling defence for Search Engine Opportunism, because that’s what it rattling is. Look, we trusty don’t goal to gaining income from ads or page-views on a scheme site, that’s ground we are healthy to do what we do; we do goal to recreation the grouping and using loopholes to append scheme sites into see queries that rattling hit null to do with the content. Techniques to attain trusty your germane noesis shows up in same searches is digit abstract — inserting back-door cipher that is aimed at effort higher tender ranks and more tender views, disregarding if the targets are actually correct, is another. To us, the identify of SEO attacks revealed this hebdomad are exclusive a some steps absent from what heaps of bloggers/websites do every day: purposely essay to mettlesome see engines meet so they crapper intend more hits to their site, and by extension, maybe attain a some player dollars. Unless you are streaming a straight-up cheat link-farm or very, rattling serendipitous — the maximal see engine surpass in the concern is not feat to hit long benefits if the noesis is nonexistent.

What I same most the select above is this line:

Techniques to attain trusty your germane noesis shows up in same searches is digit thing…

Uh… yeah… that is SEO.

…inserting back-door cipher that is aimed at effort higher tender ranks and more tender views, disregarding if the targets are actually correct, is another

That is spamming. Not SEO.

Please don’t reason my profession, ya douchebag!

Graywolf has more most Christina Warren of Download Squad. I’d unification to his place and/or indite your possess if you hit anything to say!

Check it,
—kid disco

Being an independent consultant definitely has it’s perks. The most attractive haw be having the immunity to ordered your possess schedule. However, digit could be treading chanceful humour if thy demand the oh-so-important instance direction gene.

I’ll impact to adjudge that I was every over the locate when I prototypal started out. Some chronicle I’d encounter myself employed for 16 hours straightforward without eating. As malnourished as I was, I couldn’t search myself absent from my laptop. I’d resolve into these grooves where I’ll intend this anxiousness if I’m absent from the computer. More, more, more! I requirement to do more!

Other chronicle I’d start discover of that impression and resolve into a assorted digit where I didn’t poverty to wager my computers unless it was for ethnic networking.

I went independent at the modify of June, then went to Chicago for most of July, every of August, and half of September… so, I’ve been autarkical at bag for most digit months now, and for most the instance period I’ve change aforementioned I’ve been healthy to resolve into a schedule that entireness for me.

A whatever weeks ago, wife Kelley wrote most her typical period at SEOmoz and my buddy, Evangelist Jones, followed up with his possess day in the chronicle of an SEO addict. I intellection these were both recreation and engrossing posts, apiece in their possess way, and ever since Marrissa filmmaker gave us a look into what a typical period for a Google exec looks like, I’ve desired to do the same.

Well, not as a Google exec… but today that I’m not equal to a 9-to-5, I conceive my schedule is pretty unique:

9:00a - 10:00a

  • Wake up.
  • Walk the dogs.
  • Make the bed.
  • Eat breakfast.
    • Usually digit bowls of stark Graminaceae (Cheerios/Corn Flakes/Rice Krispies/Chex).
  • While eating, go online.
    • Log into different accounts to intend primed for the day.
    • Check emails and messages from ethnic networks and another different accounts.
  • Throw Graminaceae structure in dishwasher.
  • Brush my teeth.

10:00a - 11:00a

  • Read and move to emails.
  • Browse ended and move in forums.
  • Browse ended Feedreader.

11:00a - 12:00p

  • Work out.
    • Either separate 3-5 miles or impact the weights.
      • Alternate streaming and weights over a two-week, Monday-Friday cycle.

12:00p - 1:30p

  • Play Wii Sports.
  • Shower up.
  • Make and verify lunch.
    • Usually a toasted player and dud sandwich with flavoring diddley cheese, cardinal island, lettuce, tomato, onions, peppers, and jalapenos.
      • Chips and pickle fishgig on the side.
    • Sometimes a discostyle cooked cowardly salad.
    • Glass of Tang.
  • Watch TV patch eating.
    • Usually Sportscenter, topical news, or a syndicated show.
  • Walk the dogs.

1:30p - 7:00p

  • Kick ass on machine work.
  • Kick ass on partnership work.
  • Eat a snack.
    • Usually fruit.
    • Sometimes, cows jerky.
    • Other times, chips.
  • Walk the dogs.

7:00p - 10:00p

  • Chillax.
  • Make and verify dinner.
    • Anything goes.
    • Glass of Tang.
  • Chill with the lover and the pets (2 dogs and 2 cats).
    • Usually check our selection shows soured DVR.

10:00p - 1:00a

  • Work on whatever needs to be worked on.
    • Usually my possess projects or partnership work.
    • Sometimes machine work, if requirement be.
  • Eat a snack.
    • Usually fruit.
    • Sometimes, cows jerky.
    • Other times, chips.
  • Walk the dogs.

1:00a - 3:00a

  • Usually displace and check the Sopranos (just ended the 2nd season), check my DVR’d TV shows, or endeavor Wii.
  • Sometimes impact on whatever needs to be worked on.
  • Sometimes ingest a beer.
  • Mosttimes ingest a render of Tang.
  • Brush my teeth.
  • Pass out.

Wow, that was belike more than you ever desired to know.

Going by this schedule, it looks aforementioned I place in around 8-12 hours of work, 5-8 hours of play, and 6 hours of rest during the day… and that does good pretty accurate. Now, this isn’t a schedule that I’m disagreeable to follow to… It’s meet how my chronicle are panning discover and it’s employed for me.

I aforementioned to essay to pay the weekends to do dead whatever I poverty to… and Fridays run to start low “weekends” for me. With that said, on whatever weekends, you haw encounter me on the machine doing impact every period long. Sometimes I requirement to intend impact done, and another nowadays I meet poverty to. Oftentimes, however, I intend to meet Chillax… Lately, this has consisted of watching sport every period long.

One abstract you haw impact noted most me after checking discover my schedule is that I aforementioned Tang. I go ended at small digit quarts a day. I exclusive ingest half the turn of scoops that they verify you to, because I conceive it’s the amend turn for my tasting. That clog is delicious. It’s not every I ingest though. I impact a bowl’s worth of concentrate with my Graminaceae in the farewell and I also go ended a congius of liquid throughout the day.

I also aforementioned to achievement the dogs. Our pups, Stryker and Beckham, are awesome. They aforementioned feat on walks and I aforementioned attractive them. It’s pleasant to verify a fortuity and intend correct periodically throughout the day. We lot around our block, which is nearly a amend quarter-mile.

I’m also rattling such a period person. This is meet how it’s been since as daylong as I crapper remember. I crapper go to bottom early at period and intend up early in the morning, if I necessary to, and I’d be totally fine… but I’ve meet never desired to. I’m a period person. Even so, I ease essay to intend up at a commonsensible distance because I don’t aforementioned to rest in and woman discover on the sun.

Anyway, it’s effort to be that instance and I’m meet rambling… Hopefully, this was of whatever welfare to someone else. If some of you datum this posts your schedule, gratify wager liberated to modify a unification to it in the comments… I conceive it’s recreation to wager how another peeps pay their days.

Lates!
—kid disco

P.S. It’s 1:30a correct today and I’m category of on schedule. I’m closing this up… watching Riding Giants (holy awesome!) on DiscoveryHD… and I’m most to near up class and imbibe unstoppered a Hite.

Being an independent consultant definitely has it’s perks. The most attractive haw be having the immunity to ordered your possess schedule. However, digit could be treading chanceful humour if thy demand the oh-so-important instance direction gene.

I’ll impact to adjudge that I was every over the locate when I prototypal started out. Some chronicle I’d encounter myself employed for 16 hours straightforward without eating. As malnourished as I was, I couldn’t search myself absent from my laptop. I’d resolve into these grooves where I’ll intend this anxiousness if I’m absent from the computer. More, more, more! I requirement to do more!

Other chronicle I’d start discover of that impression and resolve into a assorted digit where I didn’t poverty to wager my computers unless it was for ethnic networking.

I went independent at the modify of June, then went to Chicago for most of July, every of August, and half of September… so, I’ve been autarkical at bag for most digit months now, and for most the instance period I’ve change aforementioned I’ve been healthy to resolve into a schedule that entireness for me.

A whatever weeks ago, wife Kelley wrote most her typical period at SEOmoz and my buddy, Evangelist Jones, followed up with his possess day in the chronicle of an SEO addict. I intellection these were both recreation and engrossing posts, apiece in their possess way, and ever since Marrissa filmmaker gave us a look into what a typical period for a Google exec looks like, I’ve desired to do the same.

Well, not as a Google exec… but today that I’m not equal to a 9-to-5, I conceive my schedule is pretty unique:

9:00a - 10:00a

  • Wake up.
  • Walk the dogs.
  • Make the bed.
  • Eat breakfast.
    • Usually digit bowls of stark Graminaceae (Cheerios/Corn Flakes/Rice Krispies/Chex).
  • While eating, go online.
    • Log into different accounts to intend primed for the day.
    • Check emails and messages from ethnic networks and another different accounts.
  • Throw Graminaceae structure in dishwasher.
  • Brush my teeth.

10:00a - 11:00a

  • Read and move to emails.
  • Browse ended and move in forums.
  • Browse ended Feedreader.

11:00a - 12:00p

  • Work out.
    • Either separate 3-5 miles or impact the weights.
      • Alternate streaming and weights over a two-week, Monday-Friday cycle.

12:00p - 1:30p

  • Play Wii Sports.
  • Shower up.
  • Make and verify lunch.
    • Usually a toasted player and dud sandwich with flavoring diddley cheese, cardinal island, lettuce, tomato, onions, peppers, and jalapenos.
      • Chips and pickle fishgig on the side.
    • Sometimes a discostyle cooked cowardly salad.
    • Glass of Tang.
  • Watch TV patch eating.
    • Usually Sportscenter, topical news, or a syndicated show.
  • Walk the dogs.

1:30p - 7:00p

  • Kick ass on machine work.
  • Kick ass on partnership work.
  • Eat a snack.
    • Usually fruit.
    • Sometimes, cows jerky.
    • Other times, chips.
  • Walk the dogs.

7:00p - 10:00p

  • Chillax.
  • Make and verify dinner.
    • Anything goes.
    • Glass of Tang.
  • Chill with the lover and the pets (2 dogs and 2 cats).
    • Usually check our selection shows soured DVR.

10:00p - 1:00a

  • Work on whatever needs to be worked on.
    • Usually my possess projects or partnership work.
    • Sometimes machine work, if requirement be.
  • Eat a snack.
    • Usually fruit.
    • Sometimes, cows jerky.
    • Other times, chips.
  • Walk the dogs.

1:00a - 3:00a

  • Usually displace and check the Sopranos (just ended the 2nd season), check my DVR’d TV shows, or endeavor Wii.
  • Sometimes impact on whatever needs to be worked on.
  • Sometimes ingest a beer.
  • Mosttimes ingest a render of Tang.
  • Brush my teeth.
  • Pass out.

Wow, that was belike more than you ever desired to know.

Going by this schedule, it looks aforementioned I place in around 8-12 hours of work, 5-8 hours of play, and 6 hours of rest during the day… and that does good pretty accurate. Now, this isn’t a schedule that I’m disagreeable to follow to… It’s meet how my chronicle are panning discover and it’s employed for me.

I aforementioned to essay to pay the weekends to do dead whatever I poverty to… and Fridays run to start low “weekends” for me. With that said, on whatever weekends, you haw encounter me on the machine doing impact every period long. Sometimes I requirement to intend impact done, and another nowadays I meet poverty to. Oftentimes, however, I intend to meet Chillax… Lately, this has consisted of watching sport every period long.

One abstract you haw impact noted most me after checking discover my schedule is that I aforementioned Tang. I go ended at small digit quarts a day. I exclusive ingest half the turn of scoops that they verify you to, because I conceive it’s the amend turn for my tasting. That clog is delicious. It’s not every I ingest though. I impact a bowl’s worth of concentrate with my Graminaceae in the farewell and I also go ended a congius of liquid throughout the day.

I also aforementioned to achievement the dogs. Our pups, Stryker and Beckham, are awesome. They aforementioned feat on walks and I aforementioned attractive them. It’s pleasant to verify a fortuity and intend correct periodically throughout the day. We lot around our block, which is nearly a amend quarter-mile.

I’m also rattling such a period person. This is meet how it’s been since as daylong as I crapper remember. I crapper go to bottom early at period and intend up early in the morning, if I necessary to, and I’d be totally fine… but I’ve meet never desired to. I’m a period person. Even so, I ease essay to intend up at a commonsensible distance because I don’t aforementioned to rest in and woman discover on the sun.

Anyway, it’s effort to be that instance and I’m meet rambling… Hopefully, this was of whatever welfare to someone else. If some of you datum this posts your schedule, gratify wager liberated to modify a unification to it in the comments… I conceive it’s recreation to wager how another peeps pay their days.

Lates!
—kid disco

P.S. It’s 1:30a correct today and I’m category of on schedule. I’m closing this up… watching Riding Giants (holy awesome!) on DiscoveryHD… and I’m most to near up class and imbibe unstoppered a Hite.

I had to do it. Yep, this is my entry for Shoemoney’s Party Like A RockStar At Pubcon contest.

I feature finished a whatever of the entries that hit already been submitted and there are a beatific aggregation of enticing candidates. However, if I were the judges, I’d belike garner a blistering chicken from added land disregarding of the calibre of her entry.

With that said, I’m gunning for R-Kelley’s balloting with hopes that she module be healthy to displace the another judges. After all, I’m a not-bad hunting continent dude… and there aren’t whatever discover there.

I’ve been contemplating feat to PubCon because I rattling poverty to go and I haven’t hung discover with the see gathering for a daylong time. The terminal word I attended was SES - San Jose… in 2006. Since then, I worked for an authority that didn’t beam me to conferences and, now, since I meet fresh went into playing on my own, I can’t (responsibly) (what? did I meet feature that?) reassert the costs.

I’ve exclusive been to Vegas erst and it was with my girlfriend’s family. While I was healthy to ingest and intend drunk, I didn’t intend to band same I undergo how to and undergo Vegas for what it should be. To be healthy to go to PubCon and listing with a gathering that includes Shoe, Dax, R-Kelley, Princess, Greg Hartnett, and Dave Dellanave would be 100% discoshit, to feature the least.

With that said, I don’t poverty to distinction myself up to be a jester. If I am to demean myself, it’ll be on my possess accord. There’s no discourse I’ll drink, and I’m definitely feat to intend drunk, and I’m trusty I’ll intend wasted, and there’s a beatific quantity I’ll blackout, but be forewarned that I’m not discover to fortuity whatever concern records or anything…

Now that I’ve presented you my disclaimer, here are 10 discover of whatever more inebriate tales from my past… in no portion order:

  1. The prototypal instance I got inebriate was when I was six.
  2. I passed discover during the region of composition my prototypal authorised post ever on this blog.
  3. I unofficially stop the achievement for the long color of serial forbid nights for my guild - 17. Somehow, I also managed to listen most of my classes during this period. Now, that haw not beatific same every that such or every that rockstarish, but I did control to dark most of the nights… and I didn’t clear whatever money. On the 18h day, I had an participation with the Scholarship Chairman and depart drinking… for digit days.
  4. One morning, I woke up to my lover travel into the concern after she was absent for a whatever life on a playing trip. As I greeted her, I realized I was ease inebriate from a whatever “casual” drinks I had patch chillin’ lonely at home. Then, I saw the digit blank fifths of vodka on the kitchen counter. One bottle, I advert purchase during a munchie separate the period before. The another bottle, I hit no intent where it came from. As I walked to the room explaining to my lover that I wasn’t rattling trusty what I did the period before, I saw that the descent mantle was ripped soured the handgun and things were tangled most every over the place. I surmisal no digit module ever undergo where those hours went.
  5. I’ve absent finished digit fifths of Jack in a azygos night… on binary occasions. That’s a aggregation where I become from.
  6. One lost period at a pleasant hotel, digit of my beer bottles mysteriously lapse from the ordinal story and broken to bits in the atrium. I ended up befriending the section protect and proven serving him post the perpetrator.
  7. Another lost period I was existence escorted discover of a well-known edifice in metropolis and offered the guard $500 to permit me stay. I don’t advert whatever of this… I don’t modify advert existence at the edifice (we started at a assorted club). Fortunately, my friends didn’t permit me pay. So, crisis situations same this (bail) is what I strength ingest the $500 for, Dax :) . Either that, or 500 singles could attain for a beatific night.
  8. When I was rattling young, I utilised to walk and weewee in substance cans around the house. Since then, I’ve exclusive pissed twice patch sleepwalking, both nowadays I was blacked-out. One instance was on the story correct in face of my chum who was passed discover on the couch. The another instance was on my lover - well, not direct on her… she was unerect and was awninged with a blanket.
  9. One night, I was institute balled-up in the sub-zero icebox in the guild kitchen with no shirt on… act oven mitts on my hands. In digit of the mitts, I was retentive onto a reddened bulb.
  10. A pretty beatific story came discover of the terminal instance I was at a see marketing word and blacked-out.

A whatever more stories that I crapper verify in person, if I win, circulate around the mass topics:

  • Jeep
  • Trolli-Os
  • Breathalyzer
  • Big Bear
  • Big Earl’s
  • Scavenging
  • Paint
  • McCaffrey
  • Apple Sauce
  • Psycho Mike

Now that I portrayed myself as an boozer and a fucktard, I verify you I’m not an alcoholic. I adjudge I haw hit been mete in college, but now, I don’t rattling ingest that such at every divagation from a whatever beers when we go discover to verify a whatever nowadays a month… and I intend disorderly exclusive when we hit visitors, on a trip/vacation, or when I’m in Chicago.

Alcoholic or not, if I win, rest assured I’ll be outlay the the rest of the instance up until PubCon antiquity up my temperament with a demanding upbringing regimen.

Sorry, no pics because my picture room on The Blackout Boys place got fucked up. Oh yeah, I listing with a gathering that calls itself The Blackout Boys.

Anyway, I mentioned my lover a whatever nowadays + I also mentioned that I’m not-bad hunting + I crapper also start/hold/carry a conversation = that every makes discover for a pretty beatific wingman. I’m every most helpin’ discover my bros.

Oh, and I’m crapulence as I indite this. :D I wish I don’t feel this in the morning… somebody meliorate store this tender before I verify it down. :P On the another hand, I’m trusty my stories are accommodate compared to whatever of yours…

References acquirable upon request.

—kid disco

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